Ahoy mateys Here be secrets to unfold if ye dream of being a buccaneer.
Want to become a pirate? You need this book Discover the real (and revolting) life of a pirate, from recruitment (don t call us, we ll kidnap you ), grub (cackle fruit = eggs), to parts of the ship (the poop deck is "not "a toilet). Then visit the rogues gallery to meet the most famous pirates to ever set sail."
The Ultimate Pirate Handbook