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Percy Jackson And The Lightning Thief (Book 1)

Chapter 1: I Accidentally Vaporize My Pre-Algebra Teacher

Look, I didn’t want to be a half-blood.

If you’re reading this because you think you might be one, my advice is: close this book right now. Believe whatever lie your mom or dad told you about your birth, and try to lead a normal life.

Being a half-blood is dangerous. It’s scary. Most of the time, it gets you killed in painful, nasty ways. If you’re a normal kid, reading this because you think it’s fiction, great. Read on. I envy you for being able to believe that none of this ever happened. But if you recognize yourself in these pages – if you feel something stirring inside – stop reading immediately. You might be one of us. And once you know that, it’s only a matter of time before they sense it too, and they’ll come for you.

Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

My name is Percy Jackson.

I’m twelve years old. Until a few months ago, I was a boarding student at Yancy Academy, a private school for troubled kids in upstate New York.

Am I a troubled kid?

Yeah. You could say that.

I could start at any point in my short miserable life to prove it, but things really started going bad last May, when our sixth-grade class took a field trip to Manhattan – twenty-eight mental-case kids and two teachers on a yellow school bus, heading to the Metropolitan Museum of Art to look at ancient Greek and Roman stuff.

I know – it sounds like torture. Most Yancy field trips were.

But Mr Brunner, our Latin teacher, was leading this trip, so I had hopes.

Mr Brunner was this middle-aged guy in a motorized wheelchair. He had thinning hair and a scruffy beard and a frayed tweed jacket, which always smelled like coffee. You wouldn’t think he’d be cool, but he told stories and jokes and let us play games in class. He also had this awesome collection of Roman armour and weapons, so he was the only teacher whose class didn’t put me to sleep.

I hoped the trip would be okay. At least, I hoped that for once I wouldn’t get in trouble. Boy, was I wrong. See, bad things happen to me on field trips. Like at my fifth-grade school, when we went to the Saratoga battlefield, I had this accident with a Revolutionary War cannon. I wasn’t aiming for the school bus, but of course I got expelled anyway. And before that, at my fourth-grade school, when we took a behind-the-scenes tour of the Marine World shark pool, I sort of hit the wrong lever on the catwalk and our class took an unplanned swim. And the time before that . . . Well, you get the idea.

This trip, I was determined to be good.

All the way into the city, I put up with Nancy Bobofit, the freckly red-headed kleptomaniac girl, hitting my best friend, Grover, in the back of the head with chunks of peanut butter-and-ketchup sandwich.

Grover was an easy target. He was scrawny. He cried when he got frustrated. He must’ve been held back several grades, because he was the only sixth grader with acne and the start of a wispy beard on his chin. On top of all that, he was crippled. He had a note excusing him from PE for the rest of his life because he had some kind of muscular disease in his legs. He walked funny, like every step hurt him, but don’t let that fool you. You should’ve seen him run when it was enchilada day in the cafeteria.

Anyway, Nancy Bobofit was throwing wads of sandwich that stuck in his curly brown hair, and she knew I couldn’t do anything back to her because I was already on probation. The headmaster had threatened me with death-by-inschool-suspension if anything bad, embarrassing, or even mildly entertaining happened on this trip.

‘I’m going to kill her,’ I mumbled.

Grover tried to calm me down. ‘It’s okay. I like peanut butter.’ He dodged another piece of Nancy’s lunch.

‘That’s it.’ I started to get up, but Grover pulled me back to my seat.

‘You’re already on probation,’ he reminded me. ‘You know who’ll get blamed if anything happens.’ Looking back on it, I wish I’d decked Nancy Bobofit right then and there. In-school suspension would’ve been nothing compared to the mess I was about to get myself into.



Mr Brunner led the museum tour. He rode up front in his wheelchair, guiding us through the big echoey galleries, past marble statues and glass cases full of really old black-and-orange pottery.

It blew my mind that this stuff had survived for two thousand, three thousand years.

He gathered us around a four-metre-tall stone column with a big sphinx on the top, and started telling us how it was a grave marker, a stele, for a girl about our age. He told us about the carvings on the sides. I was trying to listen to what he had to say, because it was kind of interesting, but everybody around me was talking, and every time I told them to shut up, the other teacher chaperone, Mrs Dodds, would give me the evil eye.

Mrs Dodds was this little maths teacher from Georgia who always wore a black leather jacket, even though she was fifty years old. She looked mean enough to ride a Harley right into your locker. She had come to Yancy halfway through the year, when our last maths teacher had a nervous breakdown.

From her first day, Mrs Dodds loved Nancy Bobofit and figured I was devil spawn. She would point her crooked finger at me and say, ‘Now, honey,’ real sweet, and I knew I was going to get after-school detention for a month.

One time, after she’d made me erase answers out of old maths workbooks until midnight, I told Grover I didn’t think Mrs Dodds was human. He looked at me real serious and said, ‘You’re absolutely right.’

Mr Brunner kept talking about Greek funeral art.

Finally, Nancy Bobofit snickered something about the naked guy on the stele, and I turned around and said, ‘Will you shut up?’

It came out louder than I meant it to. The whole group laughed. Mr Brunner stopped his story.

‘Mr Jackson,’ he said, ‘did you have a comment?’

My face was totally red. I said, ‘No, sir.’

Mr Brunner pointed to one of the pictures on the stele.

‘Perhaps you’ll tell us what this picture represents?’

I looked at the carving, and felt a flush of relief, because I actually recognized it. ‘That’s Kronos eating his kids, right?’

‘Yes,’ Mr Brunner said, obviously not satisfied. ‘And he did this because . . .’

‘Well . . .’ I racked my brain to remember. ‘Kronos was the king god, and –’

‘God? ’ Mr Brunner asked.

‘Titan,’ I corrected myself. ‘And . . . he didn’t trust his kids, who were the gods. So, um, Kronos ate them, right? But his wife hid baby Zeus, and gave Kronos a rock to eat instead. And later, when Zeus grew up, he tricked his dad, Kronos, into barfing up his brothers and sisters –’

‘Eeew! ’ said one of the girls behind me.

‘– and so there was this big fight between the gods and the Titans,’ I continued, ‘and the gods won.’

Some snickers from the group.

Behind me, Nancy Bobofit mumbled to a friend, ‘Like we’re going to use this in real life. Like it’s going to say on our job applications, “Please explain why Kronos ate his kids”.’

‘And why, Mr Jackson,’ Brunner said, ‘to paraphrase Miss Bobofit’s excellent question, does this matter in real life? ’

‘Busted,’ Grover muttered.

‘Shut up,’ Nancy hissed, her face even brighter red than her hair.

At least Nancy got in trouble, too. Mr Brunner was the only one who ever caught her saying anything wrong. He had radar ears.

I thought about his question, and shrugged. ‘I don’t know, sir.’

‘I see.’ Mr Brunner looked disappointed. ‘Well, half credit, Mr Jackson. Zeus did indeed feed Kronos a mixture of mustard and wine, which made him disgorge his other five children, who, of course, being immortal gods, had been living and growing up completely undigested in the Titan’s stomach. The gods defeated their father, sliced him to pieces with his own scythe, and scattered his remains in Tartarus, the darkest part of the Underworld. On that happy note, it’s time for lunch. Mrs Dodds, would you lead us back outside?’

The class drifted off, the girls holding their stomachs, the guys pushing each other around and acting like doofuses.

Grover and I were about to follow when Mr Brunner said, ‘Mr Jackson.’

I knew that was coming.

I told Grover to keep going. Then I turned towards Mr Brunner. ‘Sir?’

Mr Brunner had this look that wouldn’t let you go – intense brown eyes that could’ve been a thousand years old and had seen everything.

‘You must learn the answer to my question,’ Mr Brunner told me.

‘About the Titans? ’

‘About real life. And how your studies apply to it.’

‘Oh.’

‘What you learn from me,’ he said, ‘is vitally important. I expect you to treat it as such. I will accept only the best from you, Percy Jackson.’

I wanted to get angry, this guy pushed me so hard.

I mean, sure, it was kind of cool on tournament days, when he dressed up in a suit of Roman armour and shouted: ‘What ho! ’ and challenged us, sword-point against chalk, to run to the board and name every Greek and Roman person who had ever lived, and their mother, and what god they worshipped. But Mr Brunner expected me to be as good as everybody else, despite the fact I have dyslexia and attention deficit disorder and I had never made above a C- in my life.

No – he didn’t expect me to be as good; he expected me to be better. And I just couldn’t learn all those names and facts, much less spell them correctly.

I mumbled something about trying harder, while Mr Brunner to
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  • Title: Percy Jackson And The Lightning Thief (Book 1)
  • Author: Rick Riordan
  • Publisher: Penguin UK
  • ISBN: 9780141346809
  • Length: 2.4 centimetre
  • Width: 12.9 centimetre
  • Languages: English
  • Ages: 9+

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29/06/2017 11:04:35 AM - Ben
Percy Jackson and the lightning thief is a fictional based book about a boy called Percy Jackson on a quest in order to clear his and his fathers name.
Percy Jackson is a 12 year old misunderstood boy. When he was a small child his father had gone away to sea and had never returned, so now he lives with his mom and his step dad: Smelly Gabe. Percy Jackson had been expelled from every boarding school he had every attended. At the end of this year, he is going to be expelled from his current school, Yancy Academy, of which he found his best friend Grover. At Yancy Academy there was always a teacher, Mrs Dodds that Percy always seemed to hate, he always seemed to think she wasnt human. One day after Percy got into some trouble with his school bully, Mrs Dodds called Percy into her room. The teacher then shape shifts into some sort of demon, and Percy wouldve died but at the last second a sword appeared in his hands and he slashed through the demon. The next day it was as if the teacher had never been at Yancy Academy, but Percy knew something was wrong, yet everyone he asked about it denied it. One day his mother decides to take him up to their special cabin in a town called Montauk, where some of the best moments in Percys life have been. That night when Percy was trying to sleep, he had a strange dream about a man that was fighting with another man in a giant storm, they were fighting over something being stolen. He awakes to find that the storm is actually happening for real. His friend Grover appears at the cabin and Percys mom, Grover and Percy get into the car and try to get to a place called “Halfblood Hill”. However when they enter the vehicle, a large monster with large horns and a bull for a face is coming after them: the minotaur. When they finally arrive at Camp Halfblood, the monster grabs Percys Mom and turns her into a shower of golden light. Percy takes on the beast and ends up killing it, taking its horn as a trophy. He then arrives at Camp Halfblood and finally passes out. During his time at Camp Halfblood, 3 of the God Aeries Daughters pick a fight with Percy. They trying to put his head down a toilet, but the pipes somehow sprung out and wet everyone, yet Percy remained as dry as a bone. Another encounter is whilst Percy is playing capture the flag, the 3 girls try to get revenge on Percy, after he beats them all up and regains strength from the water, a symbol glows high above Percys Head, meaning that the God of water himself, Poseidon claimed Percy as his son and wants to send him on a quest. The quest is about finding Zeus’s stolen masterbolt, who Zeus thinks Poseidon took it. If Percy does not find the bolt before the summer solstice, the world as we know it could be turned into the war of the gods. Together with his friends, Grover and Annabeth, they set out on an adventure full of life threatening encounters to return the master bolt to Zeus and clear Poseidon and Percys name. This book is very interesting, and will keep you hooked for days upon ends, with tons of thrills and adventures. I would recommend these books for ages of 10+, and especially for those who are interested in Greek Mythology. I give this book a rating of 9/10.
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2/05/2018 3:56:11 PM - Victoria
Percy Jackson easy to read entertaining book, which can educate kidsat the same time as keeping them engaged for hours on end.
Rick Riordan is a great writer who has written over 31 books. Majority of which are based off his studies in mythology. Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief is the first book of a fantastic greek world that has evolved in the regular world. Percy Jackson and the Lightning Theif is great for educational thinking and could be used in most subjects at school. This book itself teaches concepts such as Greek mythology, how problems such as ADHD and dyslexia don't have to be problems and that anyone could be a hero. This book greatly entertained me and educated me on problems I never knew existed or were problems. I would recommend this book to the moon and back. I would also recommend after reading this book read the rest of the series otherwise it will not make sense because the writer is a bit cheeky.
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