Danielle is doomed in romance, yet her love-rival is an airhead and her dog Simon is in love with an Ugg boot. Despite all this, she hatches a plan to win the gorgeous Damien's affections. But when she brings Simon to the park, a smelly little accident lands Danielle with the nickname 'Dench the Stench'. Could it be any worse?
My Family and Other Freaks
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