So you re a zombie. What now? Slow down and flesh out the life of the mindless with this essential guide for the newly undead.
The vacant stare, the shambling gait, the sense that you re falling apart adjusting to * identify your zombie archetype, figure out if you re dating a zombie, and savor the joy of brains (or alternative foods when necessary)
* learn how to * explore zombies in literature, films, and novels and learn the truth about rumored celebrity zombies
* attention span getting shorter? Enjoy mini graphic novels on how to evade zombie hunters, take a zombie road trip, and* and much, much more guaranteed to make a trendy if creepy and vacuous creature proud <