So ticked off you re at a loss for words?
"101 Ways to Flip the Bird" provides 101 creative ways to express exactly how you feel. Arm yourself with the perfect bird for every occasion:
"Some jerk cut you off in traffic?
Opt for the Classic Flip, also appropriate when protesting a bad call by a referee (see page 2).
"Interrupted by a rude coworker?"
Try the Glasses Adjuster, subtle enough to use during a business meeting (see page 26).
"A joker makes a snide remark about your haircut?"
Cup a Bird behind your ear and flip them Sorry, I m Deaf (see page 66).
"Your cheap friend is hitting you up for money again?"
Pull Here, I ve Got Something For You out of your pocket (see page 38).
"First date boring you half to death with inane chatter?"
Amuse yourself with the Thinker, a simple and pensive Bird to the chin (see page 64)."